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literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…

I am now giving Yahoo! content. Ugh.

the-iron-queen:

rinabibliophile:

Brilliant. Found on Deviantart, by nebriniel.

The more different things are, the more they stay the same.

THIS IS THE BEST THING!!!!

I left, but I am back, and back to stay!

ohai Tumblr! I missed you! I am sorry I cheated on you with Facebook. I learned my lesson: They are all quite hateful over there… :(

glintglimmergleam:

what it basically boils down to is this:

maaaybe  i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”

or maybe, just maybe

you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

vampirevvekend:

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

gomezlovatozone:

whycantistoplovingyouu:

dear god yes

OMG!!!

I no longer respect lady ga ga

emilytea10:

in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants

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I can’t tell if this an innuendo or legitimate relationship advice